Why? Because my blog has been nagging majorly fighting with me that I’ve just not been paying it any attention any more, that there’s been nothing really worthwhile written on it for a while, that I’m not replying to comments - *and* worst of all - that I’m flirting having an illicit affair with (God [...]

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Melody on February 25th, 2008

I am bored with my hair. It’s grown waay too long and though sometimes it looks lovely, sometimes it looks like this:

Which is scary, to say the least. Though my friend Sonal doesn’t think so. She thinks I should keep my hair as it is & come and pose outside her office “to drive in [...]

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Melody on February 2nd, 2008

Was listening to the new 104.8 “women’s only channel” and there was this RJ woman going on (I actually heard this same question being repeated over a period of days while flicking radio channels);
“So, who do you think is better, a man or a woman?”
And I’m thinking - what?, is there some random man [...]

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Melody on November 14th, 2007

Or, if you want to be more precise, I’m going to die on:
Tuesday, September 25, 2057
As of this posting, I have 1,573,474,005 seconds left to live
That’s

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Melody on October 26th, 2007

there was one saving grace at the T20 match at Brabourne.
I still want to marry you.

Also, am having a contest again!
Here’s what you need to do: Design a header banner for TVIMH! Size 600 (w) x 161 (h). You will be judged on wackiness and on the overall look of the banner.
Winners will [...]

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Melody on October 13th, 2007

Found this via my friend Kanishk. It’s a (Tamil ?) song with English sub-titles. You have to take a look at it, I promise you, you will laugh out loud until your sides hurt.
PS: Any South-Indian readers of TVIMH who can translate, pls. do. pls. don’t, I like this version better

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Melody on October 3rd, 2007

A new report by consulting firm Ernst & Young (we’ll call them E&Y) pits the nations capital Delhi (hah!) versus the highest paying tax city Mumbai (what you didn’t know where all the money we earn goes?) and 46 other cities - and guess what? Delhi (huh!) comes out on top.
Yup, that’s what the headlines [...]

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Melody on August 2nd, 2007

I will rejoice, I will rejoice, I will rejoice ]
I will rejoice for I’ve made my choice ] 2
To rejoice in the Lord ]
It doesn’t depend on my [...]

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Melody on July 28th, 2007

Further to my post on Dealing with Traffic Cops in Mumbai, I present to you (ta-da!) a new installment in our “Dealing With” section - Dealing with VIP Entourage Cars in Mumbai.
(01) Identify these correctly:
* Very simple - VIPs in Mumbai (for some reason unknown to me) are always followed by an entourage of [...]

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Melody on June 27th, 2007

Ok, now I don’t usually blog about my dreams & it’s mostly since I can’t remember them - but last night I kept getting up, tossing & turning - and in the midst of it all I realized I was having a dream that would save the world!
Unfortunately, now that I’ve gotten up, have [...]

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