While the ‘battle for Uttar Pradesh‘ is on full swing with assembly elections in the country, TheVoiceInMyHead asks the tough question no one has yet dared to ask -
Who will be the future Mrs. Rahul Gandhi?
Don’t take it lightly - it’s a question of utmost importance - whoever takes on the title, literally ascends to the royal throne of India’s Premier Gandhian Royal Family.
* She will be a key figure in all forthcoming elections.
* She’ll walk a few steps behind the gorgeous offspring of the late Rajiv Gandhi and Chess-playing Sari Clad Sonia.
* She’ll grace the public with a hand stretched out, true congress style.
And India will love her. Or hate her. But they will not be able to ignore her.
I for one suggest this worthy candidate for the post. She promises to learn the National language & is a tad less phirangi than Rahul’s mum (so it shouldn’t be too difficult an adjustment period).
And she’s even ok with changing her name for the cause. Why even bother interviewing other candidates?
Based on the valuable opinions of millions polled, TVIMH suggests this addition in the Official Rahul Gandhi Website be made right now:
Tags: Assembly-Elections, Elections, Gandhi-Family, India, Politics, Proposals, Rahul-Gandhi, Rajiv-Gandhi, Sonia-Gandhi, Uttar-Pradesh, Wife
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May 11th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Vote for HRH Mrs. Laila Gandhi?…
May 11th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
May 11th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
if you there is room for women in supporting role you should of think of a more eligible bachelor “vajpayee”
!!
May 12th, 2007 at 10:10 am
So is Laila open to joining politics?
Will she be white-sari clad all the time?
What does Laila think of rossoneri’s suggestion?
May 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Seriously woman, whats with this fascination for Gayish Men??
May 12th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Mrs. Vajpayee.you don’t speak the speak national language,
May 12th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
@ Jason: Laila loves wearing white saris & is open to waving her hand at Junta. She also loves mass adulation.
@ Sakshi: You know - so many guys have called me recently and said things like “But not me right?” “I’m not gayish right?”
@ Mario: Don’t know about Mrs. Vajpayee, but know Laila’d have to brush up her skills a bit before assuming the first lady post…
May 12th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
A ‘tad less firangi’? So how firangi exactly? And more to the point, just a question - but, how
Indian, then?
May 13th, 2007 at 9:33 am
The color of my skin is as brown as it comes (though some may argue after Australia, it’s become a lighter shade of black). Phirangness I think is sometimes more a state of mind though, right?
And besides, you shouldn’t take everything I file in my “Temporary Insanity” category so seriously!
May 13th, 2007 at 10:17 am
LOl Melo you’re so funny! So how’ve you been babe … long time.
May 14th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Princess Mel’ was at the book store this weekend; frantically searching for “How to cook pasta” cookbooks.
May 14th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
linked to you too
May 14th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Ah!! How do you propose to deal with a certain unconfirmed Columbian competitor??
a well designed blog by the way… ur restaurant reviews might come useful someday
May 14th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I have better Nomenclature for the Photos ….
How about Mr. Laila
That makes me wonder why only women change their surnames after marriage.
May 14th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
plz…apart from looks(where rahul takes the cake) vajpayee is definitely more eligible
May 14th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
hehehe - if you do become Mrs. Laila Rahul Gandhi… good for the entire country - we would get to know the in and out of the Gandhi family!
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oh…Dont tell Rahul about this blog!
May 14th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
@ rp: I CAN cook pasta, thank you very much. And I almost never ever use the cookbook when I’m doing so too. So there
@ Shreyasi: Merci beaucoup mon amie.
@ Deepak: Unconfirmed people have a way of disappearing … heehehahahhaah (see I’m already a good politician)
Welcome to TVIMH. Thanks for your compliment & I’m glad you find the reviews worthy of possible future use
@ Ravi:
It’s a choice women / couples need to make for themselves I guess. I know lots of girls who’ve chosen to keep their surnames & others who’ve taken double-barrel surnames. No guy I know takes the girl’s name though. Would be interesting!
@ Rossoneri: Well, it’s really only the cake I’m interested in
@ Arjun Prabhu: Hello!!! Been a while, you good?! hehehhah! Nice one. Think someone would catch on though right?
Incidentally my friend IC called me up from Australia the day I wrote this post & she was like - you HAVE to email this to Rahul.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:46 am
Wow, nice. In that case I could do with a invitation for a pasta meal too.
Guy changing his name. Hmm… seems very rare. I guess the male-ego-thing kicks in there.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
May 17th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
so is it the boy, the money or the power?
May 17th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
May 17th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
So, can I keep the money and the power?
May 17th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
May 18th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Ajay is right, whoever will marry him [ maybe you ] will marry him because her mom-jee is the PRIME MINISTER [ type of because SMS do whatever she says ] of India and he is one who will follow it up [ or down, I dont know ] !
Boy came from Power comes from Money! Paisa Paisa!
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:11 am
Ok ok, I agree with your unselfish desire to help the country, but why ‘Laila’? Why why why Melodyji?
I know you want to make the voice in your head heard, but with a microphone as well?
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:31 pm
i love your blog is great
January 4th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
i just came across your site it is super funny but is he really 37 and still single is he gay or wht