Nobody Tag Me again. Please.

Yes, it’s another meme. Instead of going “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH” like I’m very tempted to do (try it seriously, scream at the top of your voice, really, it’s therapeutic) I’m going to look at the +ve side of life. The last meme I did was (an unending) meme on the number 4. Now it’s number 3. Hopefully the day will come when I have no meme to do at all?.

Damn it doesn’t work…. hang on….

“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH”

OK, feel better now. Will humor Peeyush & complete the darn meme.

1. Three things that scare me:
• Rats – seriously. I can take lizards & cockroaches. But rats. EEECCH. Once in another world I saw a rat & jumped up on the bed in the middle of the night & was yelling at the top of my voice until my roommate jumped on the bed too – and slapped me. Yes, that did kinda stop me from yelling.
• People critiquing my writing. Which possibly explains the fact that the stuff I write which is really important to me - I show to almost no one.
• The thought of losing my cell phone. (God forbid!)

2. Three people that make me laugh:
• My dad. He’s kinda crazy. The type to crack jokes at funerals. He’s got a very unique irritating yet perfectly hilarious type of humor that I can’t live without.
• The cast of ‘Friends’. And that’s all SIX of them (so can I skip a couple of questions now??)

And seriously men, tell me you don’t like that pic.

3. Three things I don’t really like:
Ok, this is easy.
• Memes.
• Getting up really early to go to work. Getting up early for anything else is ok, but… waaaaah, can I go back to bed now??
• People who give me missed calls for no reason. (yes, am talking about YOU).

4. Three things I don’t understand:
• The stock market. Ranjan, pls. don’t be upset. It’s not like I haven’t tried. Ok, maybe I haven’t tried very much. But seriously, it seems like mostly bull to me.
• Bloggers who blog for hits. On second thoughts, I do understand that. I get it but it just seems, well, sad.
• How some politicians sleep at night.

5. Three things I’m doing right now:
• Answering this meme
• Answering this meme
• Answering this meme (what kinda dumbass question is this???)

6. Three things I want to do before I die:
• Make a good confession
• Tell everyone I love that I love them
• Have my will in place (assuming of course I have some assets to distribute)

7. Three things I can do:
• Tilt my head ever so slightly and flirt ever so innocently.
• Dance the whole night
• Eat Pizza every day for days

Have done all three, so I know.

8. Three ways to describe my personality:
• The life of the party!
• Butterfly (some people think so anyway)
• A complete Narcissistic

9. Three things I can’t do:
• Ride a bicycle. Never did learn. But did get my parents to buy me a cycle all the same. I mean, all the other kids had ‘em. Humph.
• Be bothered to explain myself to people who don’t matter to me.
• Ignore something that tugs my heart. Am completely a heart person, rarely listen to my head, if at all.

10. Three things I think you should listen to:
• Your heart (well I would say that now, wouldn’t I?)
• Birds singing
• Laughter

11. Three things I never listen to:
• Guilt Pangs. If I’ve truly repented & confessed, I don’t need to be guilty of anything.
• Satanic Music. Don’t get me started on this puh-lease.
(Now all you atheists reading my blog, I AM NOT PREACHING, I’m just answering a blasted meme, so BACK OFF)
• People who go tangent to points. Really, if you can’t keep to a point, then don’t expect me to listen. Now when I do it, that’s another story.

12. Three things I’d like to learn:
• To be completely silent for long periods of time.
• Ride a bike. I mean a BIG bike, like a shiny red Ducati. Alternatively will settle for riding behind sexy man in leather jacket riding the shiny red Ducati.
• Pottery. In fact I’m planning to take a class when I get back from Oz.

13. Three favorite foods:
• Italian anything
• Chocolate anything
• Potatoe anything
(and one more though it’s not necessary)
• Junk anything

14. Three beverages I drink regularly:
(And I expect a man who’s gone out with me even once to remember this)
• Regular water, room temperature. (no mineral crap for me, please)
• Virgin Colada with no ice.
• Sprite with no ice.

15. Three shows I watched as a kid:
• Fireball XL5 (I can still sing you the theme song if you like)
• Spiderman (I can still sing you the theme song if you like)
• He-Man (I can still sing you the theme song if you like)

(I also watched Famous Five (which I can also sing) & Flying Robot (can’t remember the tune, but can say “Johnny”)

(and waaaaaah to the fact that none of you want me to sing. I’m pretty good. Really. Really. waaaaahhh)

16. Three people I’m tagging (to do this):
Because I’m thinking these three will NEVER do it & the meme will die here
(hehehehahahahhehhehehhahahahhaha < - my version of wicked laugh)

• Amit Varma
• Saket
• Madman. Don’t know this guy at all, but apparently he’s famous or something (and I’m assuming famous or something people don’t have time for idiotic bloody memes like these. Which doesn’t say much for me, but well.)