Oh Mr. Rahul Mahajan? Well, will ya, will ya?
Especially since your now (less than) three month old marriage is on the rocks? And since your beaten up wifey (I’m sure whatever it was, she deserved it) is showing pics of her bruised arm to newspapers??
The only negative thing I can think of (which may put you off marrying me) is my daddy dear may not be as kind to you as Shweta’s:
Shweta’s father … added that the bruise was the result of a toss that Shweta had taken while riding a bicycle
That aside, we will probably have a rocking, snorting life together.
So, what say you? Marry me (I have strong arms!)… Will ya? Will ya? Please???
Related Insanity:
Rahul Mahajan applies for Sainthood!
Update, 22nd Nov.
From The Mid-Day - Will the real Shweta please stand up?
on the honeymoon… Shweta had told MiD DAY… Rahul virtually slept through the trip… His snoozing and the endless massages he got done from professional masseurs bothered her.
MASSEUR = Male Massage Therapists.
Do a google on Masseur & see how many times the words ‘Gay Massage’ comes up. Are we surprised? No, not really. (for more non-surprises read the entire article in the link above).
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November 21st, 2006 at 5:02 pm
Awesome idea….
Everyday we’d have more photos and posts on the blog…
One day Rahul’s mouth would be swollen….
One day Mel black eyed…
And then one fine day Rahul would die…..due to severe injuries…
Mel goes to jail…and chakki peesing….and peesing…
And then she fights election
And Mel would be prez for BJP….
And maybe even the PM in few years…..the next Indira Gandhi
And then her photos will be all over the Times of India……
Mumbai would become capital of India…
Shopping will become VAT free….
And then she woke up from her dream and Rahul was serving her breakfast in bed
I think the guy’s a major jerk….One month?
November 21st, 2006 at 5:07 pm
One month sounds about right.
November 21st, 2006 at 5:22 pm
darn! if i were not married, u’d have competition, mel
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November 21st, 2006 at 6:50 pm
this guy is crazy….if the girl is really suffering…she shud end the marriage asap …I know its easy for me to say…but how do girls fall for such guys…pyaar sachi AANDHA hota hai….
November 21st, 2006 at 10:02 pm
who do you believe ? the guy or the chick or wat ?
it’s become so complex nowadays !
November 22nd, 2006 at 4:09 am
I am not being an idiot since i dont know much about him, but what is so special about these guy who is a son of a politician caught drugging and drinking and then abuses his wife who is in their marriage phrase for less than three months. Just curious. The first comment was really funny.
November 22nd, 2006 at 10:44 am
@ Mehak: Pyaar is a whole other story. I think the whole marriage was a sham meant to white-wash his dirty snorting-cocaine-with-naked-boys-in-tub image.
And why she did it? I think it’s “all about the money”. Don’t forget, dude apparently used to spend INR 80,000/- a night just partying and snorts with INR 500 notes. He’s obviously not in need of dough.
@ inexile: Don’t think it was complex, was pretty open and shut really. Except that now the chick is also denying she said anything. Which in itself is also not surprising considering the political circus they’re part of. But, hey.
@ Tulan: “I am not being an idiot” … Ok, if you say so.
November 22nd, 2006 at 12:02 pm
wat…spending 80k every time…is’int that toooooooooo much…well guess 80k also involves my money…the tax i pay…
….grrrr & uff @ these brats…
November 22nd, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Whoa! New trend catching up, eh? Dames going gaa-gaa over Rahul and the likes. Bole tho Melody, Rahul ko ’straight’ se bataa dene ka, tumko usse shaadi hona mangta hai karke
November 22nd, 2006 at 4:57 pm
@ Prasil: Trend?? Gaa-gaa over Rahul?? Can I suggest a good shrink for ya?? (same one I’m seeing
)
November 23rd, 2006 at 1:39 am
Indians pay taxes
November 23rd, 2006 at 2:52 am
well melody you did not answer my question though
“i am not being an idiot” because everyone knows him and i kinda dont know who he is or what is so special about him that everyone (girls) is going ga ga over him
November 23rd, 2006 at 6:09 am
I think now the gal deserves it…
she knew RahulM as the addict and then y she did need to get married!
she is killin herself by her own hand!
November 23rd, 2006 at 8:53 am
wow, the newspapers are becoming like the darn tabloids here in the US.. only a matter of time before salman khan gets caught in the act of punching a paparazzi or something
November 23rd, 2006 at 12:53 pm
@ Pripat: Sad but true. But maybe she thought she was walking into a loveless marriage not one where she’d be physically abused. Either way I’d so get out.
@ Oneil:
Salman Khan & Paparazzi punching… been there, done that. Several times.
November 23rd, 2006 at 2:47 pm
what intrigues me is that Shweta knew Rahul for many years…if my memory serves me right, they were in relationship for many years…which means that u cant judge a person even when u know him / her fo years…another way of looking at it is that probably he never behaved in this fashion earlier…leading me to another question…what is wrong with institution of marriage which convert man into animal overnight…human dignity becomes an alien concept overnight…maybe they start taking their partner for granted
November 23rd, 2006 at 5:43 pm
melody: about getting out of a marriage.. not that easy. an old friend of mine, from nyc, has lived in a semi abusive relationship. shes this super independent woman, very nice to boot, has a beautiful kid, but, one has to sometimes consider the impact on the lil childs life as well as the extended family. Sounds crazy because i’m all about cut and run..but as i get older, all the tangentials come into play.
i’ve had a similar experience with ppl who are brain dead, i’ve always believed that u shd just “pull the plug”..well, i was faced with the same decision for a loved one..not that easy. i still lie awake at nites sometimes through those wisps of thought, wondering about that decison!
November 23rd, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Basically they both need to be whacked like hell.
November 23rd, 2006 at 7:44 pm
@ Oneil: Feel for your friend but this is not that kind of situation. This marriage was political, it was arranged for convinience (mainly to white-wash his image) and it’s just too bad for Shweta that it’s turning out the way it is. The woman must have known to a degree at least, what she was walking into and hey…
@ Jerry:
Yes, totally agree with you. So now that Shweta’s had her share, I hope someone gives Rahul his.
November 24th, 2006 at 4:46 am
I thought only Business payed taxes. I dont live in India.
November 24th, 2006 at 11:39 am
“Only two things certain in life - death & taxes”.