Ok firstly, let it be specified - I did not spend the evening in the SLAMMER. No siree bob.
It was bad enough having to go to the Police Station - but I def. do not want to even see a slammer.
That being said, let me explain what really transpired. It’s still kinda annoying for me to go through the whole thing again, but I know I said I would, so here goes.
Was driving home via crazy intersection (what else is new with Mumbai traffic) and had to take a right. Gave my signal & was already turning the car when
THUD (yes, heard the thud).
Turns out one Sardaji (not a joke, he really was a sardaji) has hit me.

To make things more interesting however, he comes out of car & starts yelling. “My bumper has been damaged! Pay me Rs 2500/- right now!!!”
I’m looking at this guy thinking “Is he for real?” (or perhaps using some sort of reverse psychology?) and I tell him theres no way I’m going to pay him any money, let’s just call the cops.
Now unfortunately there’s a traffic jam in a nano-second
So I suggest we move to the side. Except that the guy now becomes Super Annoying and starts accusing me of trying to flee the scene.
We finally parked off the main road & he’s all yelling & shouting. I finally lose my head.
It’s not my fault. My car’s hit too (though not as bad as his) and HE’s yelling at me???!!!
Maybe it was the viral flu that kept me quieter than I would have been otherwise. I just tell him there’s no need to shout and that we should leave this to the cops.
In the meanwhile I call up Khush who very promptly comes to my rescue.
Khush comes & tells me to sit in his car. I feel like I’m in a Godfather movie. Suddenly everything seems so wrong. I want to bash the serd on the head and tell him to stop ruining my evening, I want to go home and rest (I’ve blown away a party to sit home & relax).
BUT NO.
Next thing I know, we’re on our way to the cops.
Will not lie, was excited in a way to be at the Police Station for the first time in my life - probably would have taken tons of photos under any other circumstances (interesting pics of con people on the walls etc)
The way it turned out was that he had to give his statement & then I mine and then we get a case filed.
Except that NOW the *#^$*@#&^ dude decides to tell the cops I was on my mobile phone and that’s why I hit him!!!!!!
I’m fast wanting to find criket bat to whack him with. Instead Khush tell me to chill & that we could show him my phone records & prove that this guy is a liar.
But apparently the cops are not interested. In either of us. We file our “versions” of the story. The whole fiasco took about 2 hours. We leave.
And that was it.
Justice?